He (Has) Tickled My Fancy

He (has) tickled my fancy
declares a sports presenter
of our sports minister
he being quite active

He being quite active
in a manner of speaking
(tickled some other fancy
but we won’t talk about that
says the sports presenter)

Okay it is, too many say,
one’s little bit on the side
as long as the work gets done
and we are in the right
shade of politics

He (has) tickled my fancy
16 days of activism not yet
the flavour of the month
so women and children
we put you at risk in between

He (has) tickled my fancy
like other higher-ups have
be they gypsies, nomads,
or lesbians even

He (has) tickled my fancy
has our sports minister
maybe feeding an extra mouth
(the next census is when)

We won’t talk about that
he being quite active
since there seems not to be
‘deleterious public consequences’
to his little bit on the side

He (has) tickled my fancy
(proving his African manhood)
what might he do to yours
come vote-catching time

SAFM’s Saturday afternoon sports-fellow tickles my fancy, whilst the beloved country’s “I am also not a lesbian” Agriculture Minister goes on the full frontal (“Minister ‘trekked around’ but not in caravan’, Argus, 5 Nov 2011),).  Remember, “[Lennit] Max sex allegations a private matter, says Zille”, Cape Times February 15 2010?

David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com