poem
poem
Im No Lady (Im All Woman)
Im no lady
Im all woman
Gaye Davis jests
on SAFMs The Editors
(all women on the show)
Im no lady
Im all woman
responding to the
3 ladies on the show
(a man-made observation)
(He does the mumbo-jumbo
by saying he is blessed
having these women
on his morning show)
Im no lady
Im all woman
if you can tell
the big difference
(sans any gender testing)
Im no lady
Im all woman
as we go along
into the 16 days ritual
of anti-abuse activism
Im no lady
Im all woman
For how long
this wisecrack
in womens name
With the ritual of 16 days of activism against violence against women and children upon us, SAFMs The Editors guy-fellow Elvis Preslen shoots himself good-naturedly, Sunday morning, November 1 2009, as he has done throughout August Womens Month, in his many manly attempts to contribute to gender parity; this Sunday claiming to be blessed by having 3 ladies on his programme Gaye Davis, Kim Cloete and Ferial Haffajee.
David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com
Running Away (Down Vilakazi Street)
Running away
down Vilakazi Street
on morning television
a Sunday morning
African-time start
Running away
down Vilakazi Street
no crime committed
no child abused so far
as we all can see
Running away
down Vilakazi Street
green scenery all round
streets squeaky-clean just
for this particular occasion
Running away
down Vilakazi Street
and other landmarks
(like M. Isaacson High)
post-apartheid June 1976
Running away
down Vilakazi Street
all shades of clothing
shapes and sizes too
(even foreign humankind)
A new world order
running away in Soweto
post-Afrikaans protests
normal sport taking place
in our almost-normal society
Amusing myself at the goings-on throughthe picture-perfect greenery of the Soweto Marathon, Sunday morning,1 November 2009.
David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.comOur Misspent Youth
Our misspent youth
as legend has it
wild oats sowed
(liberation before)
Our misspent youth
obliged
to listen
when
we speak
We
who might be
the
threat of a good example
a
gangster besuited
like
a politrickian or is it
the
other way round
Our misspent youth
the now-defunct Youth Commission
to the tune of R4.2 million
says the Auditor-Generals report
A newspaper article
right next door to a picture
of Aleida Guevara March
daughter of Che
Our misspent youth
alongside Che lives on
what a negation
of what he stood for
Our misspent youth
parents
shape (their) children
in
their own image
keeping
them on their own
straight
and narrow
Wild oats sowed
alongside obscene poverty
our
own Wa-Benzi flourishes
while Che lives on
What did we reap
Youth misspent R4.2m
A-G audit (Cape Argus, October 12 2009), sharing page-space with Ches daughter Aleida Guevara March, here with Camilo Guevara March as guests of FOCUS-SA the Friends of Cuba Society.
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com
Send Me (To Work)
Send me
to work
where there is
a lack of
staff and resources
Such is a suggestion
from the Human Rights
in African Prisons seminar
(Jails dont heal, they harm)
Send me
to work
computer literate
(a piece of paper
to prove it thus)
Send me
before I myself
commit a petty offence
and congest
our overfull prisons
Send me
to work
before I make
a taxpayer or two
pay my board and lodging
Jody Kollapen calls for
community deal for petty offenders at a recent Jails dont heal, they harm public seminar (Cape Argus, Friday October 9 2009).
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com
Send Me (To Work)
Send me
to work
where there is
a lack of
staff and resources
Such is a suggestion
from the Human Rights
in African Prisons seminar
(Jails dont heal, they harm)
Send me
to work
computer literate
(a piece of paper
to prove it thus)
Send me
before I myself
commit a petty offence
and congest
our overfull prisons
Send me
to work
before I make
a taxpayer or two
pay my board and lodging
Jody Kollapen calls for
community deal for petty offenders at a recent Jails dont heal, they harm public seminar (Cape Argus, Friday October 9 2009).
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com
Connectivity Is Everything
Connectivity is everything
the one that is world-wide
the web of intrigue
(weaved by those
with stuff to hide)
Connectivity is everything
like the hired gun
caught in between
his own crossfire
(and it is usually a he)
Connectivity is everything
some folk you know
(nudge nudge wink wink)
who can get things done
because they know others
Connectivity is everything
as you can now see
from whoever is on trial
fingering everyone else
(when thieves fall)
Connectivity is everything
only 3 in 10 people
have a connection
to a public sewerage system
Connectivity is everything
a child dies every twenty seconds
from preventable diseases
because of poor sanitation
Connectivity is everything
Are you connected
Revisiting a United
Nations 2015 millennium goal of improving sanitation, while SAFMs WeekendLive and The Editors presenter radios King of Malapropism Elvis Preslin struts his stuff, Sunday morning October 11 2009; giving me, one time more, cause to put fingers to keyboard. This mornings one was hand in cap.
(Im not too sure that Ive spelt Elvis surname correctly, though I guess Ive got the Elvis part spot on!!).
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.comAuthor(s):Not That We Scoff
Not that we scoff
at the lesser spenders
in the Cape Colony
says a talking head
Not that we scoff
as the mugger city wins
another tourism award
(And we saw the launch
of Human Trafficking
Awareness Week and
the month of Red October)
Not that we scoff
it all counts
it all adds up
for the local economy
Not that we scoff
at the informal end
our second economy
(each according to ability)
Like Nomsa Mazwais lower
storey of the 2-storey house
in the trickle-down economy
of very rich and very poor
Not that we scoff
Misusing the double storey analogy, courtesy of Nomsa Mazwais Ebony and Ivory from her Little Girl collection (University of Fort Hare Press, 2008), after a radio news report that the Colony of the Cape has won some preferred destination tourism award, the weekend of 4 October 2009.
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com
Author(s):It Sounds Like A Song
It sounds like a song
says the radio presenter
on SAFM morning radio
(Womens Month now done)
It sounds like a song
Athletics SA President
talking himself out
of the square circle
he painted himself into
It sounds like a song
in defense of his lie
no knowledge he says
of any gender-testing
It sounds like a song
I did it for you
I did it for my country
(I also did it my way)
It sounds like a song
perhaps his swansong
might he change his tune
and do the honourable
Or do we resign ourselves
to our own fate
SAFMs Sunday Weekend
AMLive presenter this time does not shoot himself in the foot as he did throughout Womens Month! Sunday morning, 20 September 2009; the Caster Semenya gender-testing saga takes yet another turn, with calls for the sacking of ASAs Leonard Chuene, who admits to an error of judgement.
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com
Wonderful
Wonderful
waxes the male presenter
of SAFMs The Editors
an all-female panel he has
(Womens Month now spent)
Wonderful
no longer the flavour
of the month
we are done with it
our Womens Month
Wonderful
all ladies (exclaims he)
not ladies of the night
whatever that means
to you out on the street
Wonderful
post- our Womens Month
the morning after if you like
after the fact its back
to our old usual ways
Wonderful
he found 3 women
all competent they are
(not just tokenism it is)
Wonderful
times three
The Grand Funk song Some
Kind of Wonderful is in my head, as SAFMs Weekend AMLive presenter this times does not (entirely!) shoot himself in the foot as he did throughout August Womens Month with his Sunday morning The Editors programme, 20 Sept 2009.
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.comAuthor(s):I Dont Want to Think (Evil Thoughts)
I dont want to think evil thoughts
(I say to a Metro ticket examiner)
of the next person who is human
after all (and even humane)
I dont want to think evil thoughts
since I did my civic duty reporting
my streets and others lights
burning
for over 3 weeks now daily and nightly
I dont want to think evil thoughts
of the besuited state employee
driving a Delft Visible Policing car
visibly not policing outside
a place folk on occasion patronize
I dont want to think evil thoughts
notwithstanding the bureaucratic uphill
that came my way when reporting
these matters of state
(what price a presidential hotline)
I dont want to think evil thoughts
when my monthly train ticket
goes astray on my way back
from wherever I was
I dont want to think evil thoughts
linking crime, poverty and unemployment
like certain folk other than
politicians
tend to in the name of (market)
research
I dont want to think evil thoughts
of scientists non-traditional and the
like
as they are human too after all
and even humane some even more
than the rest of us down south
I dont want to think evil thoughts
(carbon footprint or otherwise)
Do you
Trying to do my Sunday best for the
progress of humanity, 13 September 2009, in spite of all things.
- David Kapp, david_kapp@yahoo.com

